sunday school lesson joke!!

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Friendship^^

FRIENDSHIP

We all need someone

To talk to in our life,

A friend to whom we run

In times of stress or strife

A friend who's always there

Throughout the years,

A friend we know will care

And take away our fears.

A friend who's always near,

Waiting for our call,

To wipe away our tears,

And lift us when we fall.

A loving friend indeed,

On whom we can depend

To fulfill our every need

A true friendship that lasts

throughout the years is rare indeed,

and to be treasured

as a priceless gift.

by: THE FLY

i wanna lyrics n meanings (by mei yan)

I never thought that I was so blind
( *no nid explain la* )
I can finally see the truth
( swt la== blind d how c? )
It’s me for you
( im a present!! xD )


Tonight you can’t imagine that I’m by your side
( aku ialah hantu~~ u canot c me )
Cuz it’s never gonna be the truth
( duh!! im a human la..not animal or truth )
Too far for you
( so far== BB la )


But can you hear me say?
( u can hear a? or too much shit cover ur ear? )
Don’t throw me away
( im a present not rubbish!! )
And there’s no way out
( my parents locked my house gate d )
I gotta hold you somehow
( LOL? hand itchy la )


I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you
( i wanna i wanna i wanna touch those rides in genting!! )
You wanna touch me too
( those rides wana touch me too!! )
Everyday but all I have is time
( lifeless~~ nth 2 do.. so free )
Our loves the perfect crime
( y? our love can kill ppl meh? )


I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you
( i wana i wanna i wanna touch those rides in genting!! )
You wanna touch me too
( those rides wanna touch me too )
Every way and when they set me free
( every way n when thy start the ride )
Just put your hands on me
( those rides juz put their wheels on me )


Take everything that I know you’ll break
( take everything tat i knw u'll break )
And I give my life away
( u knw the ride go up n down is damn dangerous wan? )
So far for you
( nvm la!! go genting so far wor.. muz try )
But can you hear me say
( but can u hear me say? )
Don’t throw me away
( dun throw me down... i will wear sit belts..)
There’s no way out
( riding half way of coz no way out la )
I gotta hold you somehow
( haiz!! i gotta ride u somehow..)


LOL!! lazy d... the rest of the lyrics is almost the same... repeat repeat repeat..
LOL!!! so juz stop here ba..
i hate nth else better 2 do~~ hahaha...
NITEZ!!!!

Lol

Lol

wtf== i type~ www.wildfamily.blogspot.com

tak boleh masuk== so hai betul~ kip ''grace'' somthing la~ dono wad shit la

.. hmm genting? haha so sad i cant go` wai jin` kit ~ actually i can go d de leh~ den at last my mum ask me

'' hu fecth u go??'' den i say err err bus?

den=='' ni hai shi bu yao qu la'' LOLLLL wth~ btw~ i told u guys my mum's

b day is actualy today ~( 17.11) but we wanna watch movie tmr~ so i told u guys celebrating tmr lo~

but i don wan u guys to get dissapointed so dats y i say i comfirm cant go Lol!! cuz if i tel u guys

''mayb can go'' den u wil lik Jo tan mayb can~ but if i tel u guys can go~ den i suddenly can go

den u guys wil be very happy XD( of cuz la Jo going wor ) LOL!! haha!!

XD k la byeee

~~holiday's life~~ by mei yan~~

everybody seems so busy after PMR @@
well, most of them~~
certain ppl lik me, kit, lishcen, xian yang, bin n duno hu else got nth 2 do~~

for me leh.. i cant work..swt..reason is.. PARENTS (MOM) dun let..LOL~~
for kit~~ no nid work la...
lishcen- wanted work but...(personal reason) *dunno can tel anot* xD
xian yang= hmm... dun reli knw wad he up 2
bin - same case wif xian yang~~


the rest of them... busy working la..kao lui la..kao zai la...pak toh la... lots of reasons~~
jo~ working
jimmy = woring
carmen = pak tok n also busy finding prom dress
shirley - working
sheng yuen ~ didnt reli c him~~
zoe - didnt reli TOK 2 her..*worst*
gary = erm~~ no idea wad is he doin~
____>_________>_________>___________>____________>___________>______

haizzz~~i'm kinda stuck at home
this kit a... damn bad... everyday also can go out..make me feel damn jealous..
LOL
miz jo wei~~ xD... didnt c her since the last day of skul~~
last day of skul also canot go skul..wad la..LOL!!
lishcen leh..erm...at least stil gt c her..xD (but i dun wan 2) JK!!! haha
carmen a.. still ok~~ she came 2 skul wif me the last day of skul... so i not tat miz her..xDD
shirley n zoe... same case wif jo~~

i wonder wad u guys doin now...hmm~~
O.o~ i saw lishcen online!! wakakaka..(swt me)
SWT!! i 4gt wad i wan post d==
LISHCEN LA!! online den i 4gt d pulak..LOL!

erm erm erm erm *SHIT LA*
LOL!
aaaaaaaa
oh ya==

msg 2 every1~~ im sry if u guys ask me go out n i cant yea..
n also sry 4 not updating this blog...
but dun worry.. im collecting this year take de pictures...(memories)

________<____________<_____________<______________<____________<____

such a lifeless girl(me)
LOL!
watch tv~~ play games~~ online~~ chat~~ sms (no crd d)
this is wad i do..

n my cousin is cuming 2 kl again..
lagi stuck at home..
LOL!!
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there's been alot in my mind lately..
duno how 2 tel u guys la..
lol~~

oh ya!~ i wish i can go genting wif u guys man..
pray 4 me guys!!
dun pray nvm..
juz as long as u guys dun curse me can d..LOL!!!

felt lik i 4gt sumting @@
aiya~~
i rmb d onli post again la..
tats all 4 now~~


BYE!!!

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EVERYONE~~ vote 4
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PLSS!!~~

~Mei Yan~

=DD

HaPpY BirThDaY!

SheNg YuAn!!

10 Nov 2009

LOL sry~ i dont hace a pic for yuen yuen =DD

xD

Hey guys!!

i posted some picture n put sum song!

kit don scold me if i put de ''ROCK STAR'' XD

k? k?

bye XD

Joss here!!

LOL dont say i din post anything =DD

lol!! dis few days work lik pet pet!

tdy hor== i eat in de store room summore XDDD

wth wehh~ eh guys~ my salary come out we share share la k? hahaha!

hmm~ i working dat time~ i saw a lot ppl wehh~ example== lishcen== everyday go 1u de==

LOLLL!! haha! btw~ i oso nth to post d la XD u al post la k? oh ya oh ya! our kit hor!

so cute== kena dengue~ but lucky ok d XDDD fuk de mosquitoe!

XDD hi kit LOL! byeee!!

win kent birhtday party!!

7 november 09

me winkent sean sin keong and xian yang went 1u together in the afternoon.. then we go visit jo jo and jmmy.. then later abt evening we go win kent hse and celebrate his birthday party..... we straight away went to the park first.. me and mei yan wan so innocent sitting on the swing there playing.. then suddenly WATER BALLOON come.. they play over there then suddenly so many ppl come attack me.. i whole body all wet..== luckily mei yan ran but at last she also kena la.. HAHA!!

then later we went back kent hse sit around watch the duno wat movie is that.. i think" where got ghost" haha.. duno la... the show is dam stupid anyway.. xD we took some pics sumore.. then later 4 awhile i went back and i duno wat they do over there le.. haha...

THE END!!=P

All american reject concert!! xD

haha!! say also funny i tell u .. we come last at the end also can go in first!! LOL.. this call the PRO ma!! but then there rite dam 7 hot wei.. like no air to breathe.. can reli pengsan i tell u.. kok ian jo and gary almost faint.. hahaha.. guess wat u noe wat time the AAR came out?? abt 9:30.. earlier noe that we also can come late la.. come so early to suffer there oni.. STUPID!!xD

their song ar.... masih boleh tahan la.. haha!!! then abt 11pm oni the thing finish.. me mei yan gary sheng yuen win kent kok ian guo hao sean arief sit LRT go bak home.. haha.. me and mei yan dam scared u noe when our parents call.. we duno wat to do cuz they dun let us sit LRT... but no choice.. haha.. mei yan go off her ph and i pretend that i duno my dad is calling til we reach kelana jaya.. haha... we thought that we go home sure guranteed kena marah wan.. but then no wo.. dam lucky... !!!! wat a relief!!xD

my AUSTRALIA trip!! ^^

the sea horse shape!!

stnading on air!! haha..

this thing is so cool!! duno how explain!!

turkey~~

its gold!!

cute rite??

the biggest lobster i ever senn wei seriously!!

sushi burger! heard b4??

this is the walabee!

u see how big is the food there!!@@

yo guys!! no one update blog wan??let DE pro update for u all la~!! haha.. jk!!

i noe u all miss me alot when im not here rite?? haha.. soo.. last week juz came back from AUS.. its quite fun though BUT every morning hav to wake up at 5AM u noe. Omg!! dam tired wei.. and then sumore sleep at 2AM!! sumore ar.. the toilet.. haiyoo.. 5 ppl share ONE toilet u noe!! @@ haha.. qi sin.. haiz...

the small penguin at there so dam small oni u noe.. so dam cute.. walk dam time like wan to fall down like that.. the stomach full of food to feed their babies.. haha.. and i juz noe that they actually vomit out de food to feed their babies.. HAHA! disgusting rite?? and also they every nite will come out from the ocean go in group by group to go back their homoes.. haha.. CUTE wei!! xD we also went to the zoo to see koala.. kangaroo.. wallabee.. i noe u all duno wats wallabee.. is looks like kangoroo but small and obviously cuter la.. HAHa... xD

then the next day.. i went to my sis graduation.. haha.. walao dam boring wei!! when the principal give speech rite which i dun even understand i fell asleep there u noe.. then my annoying bro go wake me up pulak. but luckily la cuz juz in time to video when my sis go up stage take the THING!! duno call wat la.. haha..

then on thursday... we went to a place to see REAL gold.. haha.. u guys noe last time where they pee wan ar when they mine the gold that time.. haha.. they pee everywhere in public wan u noe.. in the cave.. ==.. and then last time after 12 yrs old have to work in the cave to mine gold liao.. theydie very early also..some baby after 2 or 3 yrs die liao bcuz of the thick duzt in the mine.. sad rite??? TT luckily now in the future dun have this kind of things.. haha.. if reli got then i also duno how!! anyway i saw real gold wei.. sumore can touch also the feelin dam nice.. haha.!!

on the last day .. we went to the great ocean road to see ocean and the road and the rock!! lol.. lame.. haha.. but then dam cool weii the rock.. and the scenary there syok wei.. 7 nice i tell u .. especially the beach there..!! i sumore get to sit helicopter go up high high super high!! haha... and i saw one island shaped like sea horse u noe.. dam cool.. haha..

and sumore rite.. at aus the weather dam nice wei.. why m'sia dun have 4 season wan... everytime oni summer summer summer!! haizz.. they is like my aircond room oni.. haha.. sumore rite.. there the food is double from here u .. everything is double.. even the ice cream there one scoop is = to our two scoop here.. haha.. so big!! at AUS..haha.. so dam many HOT guys wei.. all also guai lou.. i think i see them until full also no need eat liao.. JK!! but yet is TRUE!!

THE END!!

ps: sry guys.. i no time to buy souvenier for u all la.. no time go buy!!! me myself also din get to buy anything u noe!! ==.. oni my mum bought magnet nia.. == SRY!!

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UpDATE La GUYsss!!!

LOL y so pet pet laaaa~~

happy la~ pmr over my gosh~~

RMBR! Result come out!

DONT CRY!

Lol

PMR!!!!!!!!!!

wheeeeeeeee!!!2 more bloody days and PMR is over!=)...................cant wait to celebrate=)and ng jermin....faster find a one day rent house thingy la...=)ohhh...i just realised that in LIFE!you cant have everything you want..=( example:HER!=(

HapPy 15th BirThDay!!

HapPy BirthdAy Mei Yan!!

sry ya! i got no transport to ur party!

got swim boh?

if gt den lucky i din go =x

cuz .... XD u noe la ^^ xDD

happy birthday btw=DD!

-Jo Tan-

happy birthday mei yan!!!

HAppy BiRthDaY Mei Yan!!!

sry for not going to ur party... grouded badly... llol...XD

HaPpY BiRtHdaY!!!

MAN UTDDDDDDDDDD==DDDDDDDD

went with my buddies to watch manu vs malaysia........freaking awesome!XD....the atmosphere was damn nice..malaysia played quite well...meet sheng yuen, bin, jimmy, gary, sin keong , carmen and few others at lrt...go to bukit jalil.....will upload pics soon...........+)

MAN UTD!!!!!!

this sat going to bukit jalil with my friends to watch manu..=.=i wont support them..i support malaysia=))))))ahahhahaa..LOL..going with lishcen, bin, jimmy, gary, carmen, jermin, waijin and myself=]]]..lol...meiyan cant go cause the mom gave some funny reason..lol..and one more thing..faster get well MR.NG!!!!!!!which is someones father who kena accident......sad case...

FrOM = Mei YaN

fine la fine la fine la..
now i update..
but update wad???
takkan i update lame jokes wan wad..
lol..

N always same ppl update very sien de leh...
stupid weibin gary jimmy thy all die whr d???
AHAHHA
dunno how update de..
onli know how RUSH update..
but ownself sitting thr dunno do wad...
lol...

suen jor la..""I GO STUDY""!!!...
(like i will)

HAHA... ByEE.

lol~

kit~

did u give everyone de password?

if don have how they updat leh?

lol~

now~ i noe shirley went to eat pan mee haha!!

oh~ i oso duno wad to say la~ no topic for me oso

sumone update dis blog oni ot things to say ma~

my turn study d la~ bb =D

Jo here!

UPDATE LA PPL

This blog is so dead..can bury already...=.=..lol..update la ppl!!!!!dont give me the excuse'oh sorry i was studying'you ppl never study one la..ahahhaahhaah!!joking joking=]]]update la kay?pls=) okay..bye..my turn to study=)...lol

HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

HAHAHHAHAH.... today kit sday i emo wor!!! since when i got emo de??

lol.... laugh for u to c lo GIRL GIRL!!

LOL.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH!!!!

u c laughing ar... hahah.... today not feeling well oni ma...

HYIENA!! i think i spell it correct gua...

LAKALAKA BOMBIBOM!!

LOL....

MRS FLY here!!!..XD

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bY : MeI YaN..
HAHA....kit will be hating this...HAHA

Andd...........................one more.

hmm.....and one more thing..carmens birthday is in 2 months and dunno how many days time.....shes been counting down her birthday few weeks ago...gila punya...XD=)everyday oh my birthday is in 2 months 5 days time...oh my birthday is in 2 months 4 days time...gosh!!!can go bang wall wei me...carmen.no offence=)chill=)hahahaha!

title?hmm...nth...just read la..need title meh diu...

hmmmmmmmm.....chong mei yans birthday is coming soon...which is on the 25th of july...wad should we do for her?buy her W705?hell not!!!!!lol.....just give her char siew eat la.XD..then she sure happy edi one....kitson here..=))

my gosh !! haha~

~~

Wild Family~

is a Crazy family~ haha~ jk XD

Kitson = most crazy ~ jk la ~

btw Jo Tan here yea~ Dun scold

Mei yan cuz giving me de password oh~

cuz i wana hlp u al to update blog yea blek!

if u dun lik de delete it lar k~?

^^ bb LOL

ShEnG YuEN ThE LoU sHu FaN

CarMen ThE TurTle

JiMmY ThE EgG TaRt


LiShcEN ThE FlY

WeIbIN ThE BeAn(s)

MeI YaN ThE ChAr SIeW


KiTsOn ThE ClaYpOT ChiCKEn RicE


ShIRleY ThE DoNkEY

XiAn YaNG The PoPIah

Jo TaN ThE PaU

GaRy ThE SnaIL

ZoE ThE PaI GuAt

TO ALL WILD FAMILY MEMBERS :

THIS IS THE GRAND OPENING FOR THIS BLOG....
(26 june 2009)
haha...

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