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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

sunday school lesson joke!!

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friendship^^

FRIENDSHIP

We all need someone

To talk to in our life,

A friend to whom we run

In times of stress or strife

A friend who's always there

Throughout the years,

A friend we know will care

And take away our fears.

A friend who's always near,

Waiting for our call,

To wipe away our tears,

And lift us when we fall.

A loving friend indeed,

On whom we can depend

To fulfill our every need

A true friendship that lasts

throughout the years is rare indeed,

and to be treasured

as a priceless gift.

by: THE FLY

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

i wanna lyrics n meanings (by mei yan)

I never thought that I was so blind
( *no nid explain la* )
I can finally see the truth
( swt la== blind d how c? )
It’s me for you
( im a present!! xD )

Tonight you can’t imagine that I’m by your side
( aku ialah hantu~~ u canot c me )
Cuz it’s never gonna be the truth
( duh!! im a human la..not animal or truth )
Too far for you
( so far== BB la )

But can you hear me say?
( u can hear a? or too much shit cover ur ear? )
Don’t throw me away
( im a present not rubbish!! )
And there’s no way out
( my parents locked my house gate d )
I gotta hold you somehow
( LOL? hand itchy la )

I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you
( i wanna i wanna i wanna touch those rides in genting!! )
You wanna touch me too
( those rides wana touch me too!! )
Everyday but all I have is time
( lifeless~~ nth 2 do.. so free )
Our loves the perfect crime
( y? our love can kill ppl meh? )

I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you
( i wana i wanna i wanna touch those rides in genting!! )
You wanna touch me too
( those rides wanna touch me too )
Every way and when they set me free
( every way n when thy start the ride )
Just put your hands on me
( those rides juz put their wheels on me )

Take everything that I know you’ll break
( take everything tat i knw u'll break )
And I give my life away
( u knw the ride go up n down is damn dangerous wan? )
So far for you
( nvm la!! go genting so far wor.. muz try )
But can you hear me say
( but can u hear me say? )
Don’t throw me away
( dun throw me down... i will wear sit belts..)
There’s no way out
( riding half way of coz no way out la )
I gotta hold you somehow
( haiz!! i gotta ride u somehow..)

LOL!! lazy d... the rest of the lyrics is almost the same... repeat repeat repeat..
LOL!!! so juz stop here ba..
i hate nth else better 2 do~~ hahaha...
NITEZ!!!!

Lol

wtf== i type~ www.wildfamily.blogspot.com

tak boleh masuk== so hai betul~ kip ''grace'' somthing la~ dono wad shit la

.. hmm genting? haha so sad i cant go` wai jin` kit ~ actually i can go d de leh~ den at last my mum ask me

'' hu fecth u go??'' den i say err err bus?

den=='' ni hai shi bu yao qu la'' LOLLLL wth~ btw~ i told u guys my mum's

b day is actualy today ~( 17.11) but we wanna watch movie tmr~ so i told u guys celebrating tmr lo~

but i don wan u guys to get dissapointed so dats y i say i comfirm cant go Lol!! cuz if i tel u guys

''mayb can go'' den u wil lik Jo tan mayb can~ but if i tel u guys can go~ den i suddenly can go

den u guys wil be very happy XD( of cuz la Jo going wor ) LOL!! haha!!

XD k la byeee

Sunday, November 15, 2009

holiday's life by mei yan~~

everybody seems so busy after PMR @@
well, most of them~~
certain ppl lik me, kit, lishcen, xian yang, bin n duno hu else got nth 2 do~~

for me leh.. i cant work..swt..reason is.. PARENTS (MOM) dun let..LOL~~
for kit~~ no nid work la...
lishcen- wanted work but...(personal reason) *dunno can tel anot* xD
xian yang= hmm... dun reli knw wad he up 2
bin - same case wif xian yang~~

the rest of them... busy working la..kao lui la..kao zai la...pak toh la... lots of reasons~~
jo~ working
jimmy = woring
carmen = pak tok n also busy finding prom dress
shirley - working
sheng yuen ~ didnt reli c him~~
zoe - didnt reli TOK 2 her..*worst*
gary = erm~~ no idea wad is he doin~
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haizzz~~i'm kinda stuck at home
this kit a... damn bad... everyday also can go out..make me feel damn jealous..
LOL
miz jo wei~~ xD... didnt c her since the last day of skul~~
last day of skul also canot go skul..wad la..LOL!!
lishcen leh..erm...at least stil gt c her..xD (but i dun wan 2) JK!!! haha
carmen a.. still ok~~ she came 2 skul wif me the last day of skul... so i not tat miz her..xDD
shirley n zoe... same case wif jo~~

i wonder wad u guys doin now...hmm~~
O.o~ i saw lishcen online!! wakakaka..(swt me)
SWT!! i 4gt wad i wan post d==
LISHCEN LA!! online den i 4gt d pulak..LOL!

erm erm erm erm *SHIT LA*
LOL!
aaaaaaaa
oh ya==

msg 2 every1~~ im sry if u guys ask me go out n i cant yea..
n also sry 4 not updating this blog...
but dun worry.. im collecting this year take de pictures...(memories)

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such a lifeless girl(me)
LOL!
watch tv~~ play games~~ online~~ chat~~ sms (no crd d)
this is wad i do..

n my cousin is cuming 2 kl again..
lagi stuck at home..
LOL!!
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there's been alot in my mind lately..
duno how 2 tel u guys la..
lol~~

oh ya!~ i wish i can go genting wif u guys man..
pray 4 me guys!!
dun pray nvm..
juz as long as u guys dun curse me can d..LOL!!!

felt lik i 4gt sumting @@
aiya~~
i rmb d onli post again la..
tats all 4 now~~

BYE!!!